Jake The Dog is a new member of the Radioactive Uber Clan, hired by Kermit The Frog after he witnessed his grandfather get his eyes jabbed out by Default. Jake is the RUCs Patrolman. He patrols the world on foot to see if there's issues and reports them to the RUC.
Personality
Jake is a kindhearted, loving dog who will do anything to get praise from Popeye the Sailor. He is loyal to the RUC and will do anything to see everyone smile. He loves children and will hang out with them if he has to.
With his Patrolmen abilities, he has the ability to magically cure depression and prevent people from committing suicide. He does forget to shower sometimes.
History
To be added later.
Death
Jake and Default ended up fighting at a school on lockdown with Jake trying to protect the kids. Default wanted to bloodrape the kids in front of the teachers. Jake ended up grabbing a school pencil and gouged out Defaults eye. In response to this, Default blasted half of Jakes face and stole his brains, eating it before running off.
In honor of Jakes sacrifice, the RUC did a six bell salute to him.