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Evil Demon Bern.

Bern is a member of Mike's Army and a demon sent by the lord of hell, Satan himself. Bern is a witch who is Dark Powerwhich by the Neo-bibles standards, warns of an evil prophecy about a witch who sees themselves as a Shadow Warrior that will end times.

Bern is the reason why the Titanic sank and was Popeye 's first failure. When Popeye realized Bern was working to bring the end of the world with Mikennemonic, he ordered Fat Albert to come and stop them.

Albert tried his best but couldn't. Now Fat Albert wants Bern to die in order to save the world and his beloved girlfriend, Flower flower Von Flowerlina.

Bern can transform into a level 10 Death demon that resulted in the death's of 1000's, if not millions of innocents.

If Mike has a blood orgy with Bern, the multiverse will be plunged into darkness and everyone will die, just like the last two multiverses.

They also has a younger, just as demonic sister, Gorthoth the Destroyer, dubbed the "Spider Queen". The two would do a lot of incest style blood orgies to turn people into demons.

Lately, due to Berns fondness of cats and associating with them, this got the RUC to realize they has been given birth to evil Cat Bleeders who would destroy the world. If you see a purebred or halfbreed Cat Bleeder, that means Bern is in the area and you must call the nearest authorities.

Killing of Merlin

When Merlin was on his daily patrol he saw Bern driving. Merlin tried to arrest Bern for their crimes but instead Bern torched him to death. The death of Merlin sparked Felix the Cat to realize their true powers: He can transform into Robo-Felix. Felix now uses the power of Robo-Felix to avenge Merlin.

Co-Leadership of Mikes evil army

After Mike's destruction following Operation World Heroes, Mike's Army fell into disarray with his death. It was then both he and Hatter decided to become co-leaders of Mike's Evil Army. The two of them plan to commence a super necromancy ritual to revive him in the future but for now they plan to spread chaos and anarchy together.

As one of the two new leaders of Mikes evil army, they is causing a lot of chaos and destruction. Cities have fallen, ships have sunk, people have died or were kidnapped to turn into demons, and more recently with their Death powers, Bern has managed to kill Queen Elizabeth II by absorbing her soul into them, creating a hyper blood orgy for the rest of the demons to join into and gain new powers. Popeye Jr. promised to finally rid of the world of demons like Bern and Hatter once and for all.

Bern, Hatter, and Bling King are the top three targets for the Indigo Syndicate.

Trivia

-Along with Hatter and Saddam Hussein, Bern plotted 9/11.

-In the RUC most wanted poll, Bern placed 3rd in the "most wanted individual" right behind Mike and Soviet Steve.

- Bern has created EA.

- Bern has recently been eating a lot of new food as of late, mainly inhuman spicy food which has been known to give him great demon power. This trait is shared with Ambush Bug.

- Bern has been nominated for "Most demonic monster of the year" for the 2015 "RUC Award show".

- Bern has currently been eating Blood Pudding, a type of pudding made out of the bones and blood from innocent humans enchanted with dark magic to give him 60% more power.


Horro123

Bern after the Great Fall


Bern the demon

Bern's Death demon form.

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